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The First Mann On Mars

The First Mann on Mars - Chapter Six

Chapter Six of the hilarious new science fiction novel, The First Mann on Mars by best selling, multi-award-winning author Mark Watson...

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Oct 26, 2024
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The First Mann on Mars

©Copyright 2024 by Mark Watson

THE STORY SO FAR…

Moronic Billionaut Derek Mann, along with his snarky, silver AI sidekick Barry Wilkinson, have been rescued from an ugly, dangerous spaceship and have now landed on Mars. Back on Earth, things have gone predictably wrong—most of Northern Europe has been obliterated after Derek’s genius friend Noel decided to crank the Large Hadron Collider up to eleven. The rest of the planet is now enjoying the charming chaos of a post-apocalyptic era. Meanwhile, Derek and Barry have discovered that Mars is far from a barren dustbowl…

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Chapter Six: Colour-Coded

Doreen steered Derek and Barry over to a large, slightly lopsided building with a sign on it that read, in hopeful, half-lit letters: “IMMIGRATION” and “WELCOME!”

“I have to say,” Derek began as they approached the structure, “this i…

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