The First Mann on Mars - Chapter Ten
Chapter Ten of the hilarious new science fiction novel, The First Mann on Mars by best selling, multi-award-winning author Mark Watson...
The First Mann on Mars
©Copyright 2024 by Mark Watson
THE STORY SO FAR…
Moronic Billionaut Derek Mann, along with his snarky, silver AI sidekick Barry Wilkinson, have been rescued from an ugly, dangerous spaceship and have now landed on Mars. Back on Earth, things have gone predictably wrong—most of Northern Europe has been obliterated after Derek’s genius friend Noel decided to crank the Large Hadron Collider up to eleven. The rest of the planet is now enjoying the charming chaos of a post-apocalyptic era. Meanwhile, Derek and Barry have discovered that Mars is far from a barren dustbowl…
Chapter Ten: Here come the remix!
Glerktergle stormed into the Martian Parliament building with all the dignity he could muster, which, given the circumstances, wasn’t much. His face still bore a faint, greasy sheen where the sausage had made its unforgettable mark, and his mood could best be described as incandescent. He bypassed the Prime Minister's secretary with a withering glare and a dramatic flour…
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